Frequently Wanted Questions
These are just some of the questions that we'd love to most frequently hear from our
guests and members.
Q:How come you guys are so awesome?
A:Now this is a question that we really want to hear
frequently; we ponder this a lot. The answer is, it's genetic, in all likelyhood.
Some people have what it takes to be so awesome from birth, some work very hard to
develop it and some... well, let's just say some never quite reach this level of
awesomeness.
Q:Why did you give up pro football to make websites?
A:This one is really hard to answer, especially with
our thick, stumpy fingers that are more used to beating the hell out of our opponents.
All those girls, the stardom and the games were just too much, I guess.
There's hardly a more rewarding profession than website making and we're glad we got
into it.
Q:How did Chuck Norris react when he learned that the site's launch party was sold out?
A:He was really upset - he rushed out and slammed the
revolving door at the restaurant.
Q:Did Chuck Norris give permission to use his name in the previous question?
A:No, but according to our information he's currently
busy counting to infinity the third time. If he wants to talk to us, he can always use our
Contact Us page.
Q:Are you making fun of Chuck Norris?
A:No. We have deep respect for the man. According to his
facts page,
he's the only person in the world that can actually email roundhouse kicks. A person
with that kind power is not to be made fun of.
Q:Is it true that you are friends of The Most Interesting Man in the World?
A:Yes, it is true.
Let us know if you have any more questions about us. We'll be glad to answer them.